50 Posts Full Of Scottish Humor That Are Funnier Than A Seagull Stealing Your Chips (New Pics)

Language sometimes has a funny way of transcending cultures. What may be typical for native speakers in a particular country could come out comically bewildering to outsiders.

Scottish English is an excellent example, which you will see in full display in the following social media posts. We’ve gathered these screenshots from the Scottish People Twitter subreddit, where over 900,000 members showcase their unique brand of humor.

Enjoy the quick laughs, although some of these may confuse you. But that is, after all, part of the fun.

#1 Say It How You See It

#2 Waheyyyy

#3 Howlin’

Reading through these tweets may make you wonder, “What about Scottish humor makes it work?” Could it be the delivery combined with the unique accent?

Scottish comedy writer Jenny Colgan provided some insight in an article for The Guardian. She says it’s about the innate ability to make a joke about everything, “from train stations to funerals,” adding that it is particularly a British trait.

“The reflex of making a joke out of absolutely everything, all the time, and valuing your friends for how funny they are is peculiar to Britain,” Colgan wrote.

#4 Ye Nugget

#5 The Difference Between London And Glasgow

#6 Buckle Up…

Colgan adds that Scottish humor is “fundamentally working class,” making it relatable to a broader audience. As she noted, people see no point in being embarrassed about their social class, for example, because they know they are “all in it together.”

#7 Glasgow Responds

#8 Ye Muppet

Colgan likewise described Scottish humor as “self-deprecating humor of the self-declared underdog.” Comedian and Glasgow native Larry Dean agrees, given what Scotland is known for.

“Being from the nation that’s credited with the invention of the deep-fried whatever, the man-skirt, and bad weather, I’d say we’re pretty good at taking a joke,” Dean wrote in an article for The Herald Scotland.

#9 Nice Try Hittler

#10 Scottish Tinder

#11 Sorry Bout That

#12 Old But Gold

You’ve likely seen the usual stereotypes (kilts, bagpipes, and haggis), primarily thanks to pop culture and movies. Dean says that while not everything is 100% accurate, Scottish people don’t mind being the butt of the joke.

“We’d probably laugh louder than anyone else,” he stated, adding they aren’t attached to any specific idea of themselves.

#13 I’m Rooting For The Kiddo Here.

#14 New IKEA Range

#15 Pure Buzzin’

Both Colgan and Dean also agree that there are differences between Scottish and English humor. Colgan described English humor as “manifestly middle class,” mostly about “the difficulties of fitting in.”

For Dean, the directness of Scottish humor gives them a “comedic gruffness” that their counterparts in England don’t have. As he explained, they don’t overcomplicate their means of self-expression.

“Nor do we waste time trying to make things sound prettier than they are.”

#16 Festive Duke Of Wellington Is 🔥

#17 Throwback

#18 The Scottish Version Of ‘Dude, Where’s My Car’

#19 Alexa, I Am Tryin Tae Talk Tae Ye Hen

#20 Taken By Surprise

#21 Must Be Bad

#22 Sad

#23 Save Our Barry’s

#24 Seeing Aye Dug

#25 Not Sure They Thought That One Through

#26 Tamata Soup

#27 Classic Scottish Local Group

#28 Selling The Car

#29 Have A Great Time Guys X

#30 Roses Are Red, Ted Bundy’s A K****r…

#31 What I Wanna See

#32 A Very Scottish Memorial

#33 #notmyking

#34 🙁

#35 We’ve All Been There Ma Man

#36 Succinctly Destroyed

#37 Am No Willy Stealer Lass

#38 Too Right We Would

#39 Bless You

#40 Patter

#41 With Lashings Of Heavily Buttered Toast

#42 Scottish Twitter Dump

#43 Congratulations To Celtic Fc. Back To Back League Champions

#44 Uncanny…

#45 Daylight Robbery

#46 ’tis A Silly Place

#47 Jesus Man

#48 No Words Needed

#49 Wonder If He Likes Peepholes

#50 This Is Democracy Manifest

#51 Uncanny

#52 Edinburgh Festival Wankers

#53 Hope You Had A Good Halloween

#54 Ya Fanny!

#55 Midori For The Big Yin

#56 Scotsgender

#57 Gloria From Pokémon

#58 Scotland 2-0 Spain

#59 Steamed Hams

#60 Marshmallow Smartie Nipples

#61 Always Remember To Practice Safe Education By Wrapping Your Jotters

#62 Traffic Updates

#63 Am 21 Ffs A Know How To S**g A Burd

#64 What’s My Name?

#65 He’s Not Wrong